Post date: Aug 5, 2009 2:19:57 PM

Ministers deliver speeches every week also at every meeting and everywhere - a minister is called to talk. Do they speak on party policy that is agreed on in cabinet or is it brainstorming? After all, the world is no longer inhabited by primates that have to invent a wheel or even a cog.

They insist on being called honourable – they become honourable because that is part of the title. It has happened already; they are in the House and are honourable ministers so done with dat! It makes no sense that every time they are spoken about it is honourable even with their wife: “honourable minister would you like to bed me now?”